"I really thought I was going to have to offer three beers along with the use of the goal and boards. In fact, that's what I opened with. Fairies GM "Hammer" was insistent. Two beers: thats all it going to take...two beers." - Gardeners owner and GM, "Big Oak"
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
**Breaking News** 2/26/13 9:21 PM
Fairies owner "Sterling" announces blockbuster trade of Seldom used defensemen Chuck "Rocket" Davidson to the Gardeners. Terms of the deal have yet to be officially released but sources close to both parties have confirmed that the Gardeners will give the use for three seasons of both their goal and boards for Fairy home games along with two beers of the Gardeners choice.
Fairies Win @ Home
Fairies claim the first home victory of any team this season ! With a strong 10-5 effort the Fairies take their record to 4-2. The first win at the Lager Palace was marked by great celebration by the Fairy faithful. Commander really stepped his game to the next level - five goals and five assists.
Deep into the second period "Sterling" made her season return. She logged ten minutes of street time and managed four big hits and seven minutes of penalty time.
The Fairies travel to the Garden to take on the Gardeners this Sunday for a late game tilt. Look for hard-core street hockey action to start around 4:00ish or 3.
"Treating the home fans to a dominating win is what we set out to do today. I am looking forward to bringing the same energy to the Garden next week. Who knows...I might even cap this win with a trip to Mike's new shower." Game MVP Commander
Deep into the second period "Sterling" made her season return. She logged ten minutes of street time and managed four big hits and seven minutes of penalty time.
The Fairies travel to the Garden to take on the Gardeners this Sunday for a late game tilt. Look for hard-core street hockey action to start around 4:00ish or 3.
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Fairies Crush Gardeners 10-3
The Fairies claim sole possession of first place in the SHPL with a 10-3 dismantling of the Gardeners. This game marked the return of Gardener defensive juggernaut "Baby Shaq" who had been serving a three game suspension for performance enhancing drugs.
"Hammer" started the scoring action with two goals within the first minute of play. Gardener captain "Big Oak" fed "Baby Shaq" three minutes later to draw within one goal - but alas, the Fairies were too much.
Fairies Owner "Sterling"on todays game.
North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory commented on the exhibition match -
The Fairies will take the street again Sunday February 24th Sometime between noon and four to try and get their first win at the Lager Palace.
"Hammer" started the scoring action with two goals within the first minute of play. Gardener captain "Big Oak" fed "Baby Shaq" three minutes later to draw within one goal - but alas, the Fairies were too much.
Fairies Owner "Sterling"on todays game.
"It's games like this that really separate the playoff teams from those who will be doing laundry come May."After the game - the players mixed it up for an exhibition game to commemorate 9/11 and show appreciation for the troops.
North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory commented on the exhibition match -
"It was magnificent to see the games best players take the street for the troops. Seeing "Hammer" pass between his own legs to set-up "Big Oak" for a blazing one-timer! Kick-Ass Awesome!"
The Fairies will take the street again Sunday February 24th Sometime between noon and four to try and get their first win at the Lager Palace.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Fairies Fall to Big Oak and his Cronies...
Fairies take a tough loss to the Gardeners, 10-9.
The Fairies travel to the Garden to take on the Gardeners this Sunday @ around 1:00ish.
"I am pretty sure "Oak" is on the juice. The way his shins were bleeding purple and green blood. That is just crazy!" (unnamed fan)
""Oak" was an animal out there - I totaly wish that the "Hammer" would have checked him to ground." (Winston-Salem Mayor Allen Joines)For the second time this season the "Lager Palace" was sold out!
The Fairies travel to the Garden to take on the Gardeners this Sunday @ around 1:00ish.
Friday, February 8, 2013
*Fairy Dust* Team News and Notes
* Team owner "Sterling" has been busy getting the Lager Palace ready for this Sundays tilt against the Gardeners. This week, ALL FANS will receive complimentary beverages and one level upgrades on seating! Be sure to act fast BOX and CLUB BOX are going fast!
* Fairy rookie forward "Commander" has taken his game to the next level.
* Team captain gets new "Hammer" -
Well, until next week this has been Vic Reynolds with "Fairy Dust" for the week.
* Fairy rookie forward "Commander" has taken his game to the next level.
"Yeah...I decided to get my own stick for this weeks game. Last week I decided to forgo my usual jeans and put on an old pair of sweats. This week, I am going to have my own stick."Sounds good to us "Commander" -
* Team captain gets new "Hammer" -
Well, until next week this has been Vic Reynolds with "Fairy Dust" for the week.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Sterling and D.G. Yuengling Strike 20 Year Deal!
On Tuesday, Fairies owner Karen "Sterling" Craven and Yuengling Chairman D.G. Yuengling work a deal to continue naming rights for the Fairies' home street to be named the "Yuengling Lager Palace." The $13.98 deal is reported to be a 20-year contract!
Fairies Triumph Over Gardeners 9-5
Hammer rolls Big Oak and his gang for 7 goals and 2 assists as the Fairies move to 2-1-0 in the seasons. Sterling took the game off to watch from the recently renovated Garden.
Commander once again brings his "A" game as he continues his breakout rookie season!
Hardcore street hockey action returns to the Lager Palace where the Fairies look to avenge their close home opening loss to the Gardeners.
The slit tennis ball drops sometime around 1:30ish on Sunday!
Commander once again brings his "A" game as he continues his breakout rookie season!
Hardcore street hockey action returns to the Lager Palace where the Fairies look to avenge their close home opening loss to the Gardeners.
The slit tennis ball drops sometime around 1:30ish on Sunday!
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