Rick "Big Oak" Eaton to Add Bed Extension

Gardeners forward and team owner "Big Oak" has made a move to add 9 inches to the total width of his bed.  It has been rumored that "Oak" was looking to make a big move this offseason with most of the league speculating that "Oak" was going "all the way" this year  - in bed.

"I am really excited for the bed expansion to be finished up.  At this point I can get two, maybe three dudes in my bed - max.  Once completed, I am hoping to get at least five dudes or four dudes and two small farm animals into my bed!  I am totally going to capitalize on my new bed-to-dude ratio."  - Big Oak

Well Oak, we wish you luck this offseason.

Fairies Take Win Streak to 3 on Sunday

In a bittersweet victory over the Gardeners - the Fairies push their league leading record to five and two.  Leading 4-2 in the second period, Gardeners captain "Big Oak" was forced out of the game with a crushing injury to his right calf.  The injury was sustained while "Oak" was bounding for a loose puck in the Fairies Zone.

"After a thorough examination, "Oak" has a minor tear in his right calf muscle.  I expect him to be out for about three to four weeks.  After speaking with him, I am confident that we will be able to put together a balanced rehabilitation program for "Oak," said Gardeners Team Physician, Dr. James Andrews.

Once action resumed, the Fairies were able to physically dominate the clearly-demoralized Gardener team, 10-6.

"I played like a bitch," was the summation from "Little Oak."

Team Notes**

**Fairies team owner "Sterling"has publicly stated that she wants her team to take the coming All-Star week off, and has offered a team bonus to all Fairy All-Stars who sit out the annual scrimmage.  

** The Fairies will next take the street on Sunday, March 17th at the Lager Palace, for the annual battle of the Leprechaun Hat.

**Breaking News** 2/26/13 9:21 PM

Fairies owner "Sterling" announces blockbuster trade of Seldom used defensemen Chuck "Rocket" Davidson to the Gardeners.  Terms of the deal have yet to be officially released but sources close to both parties have confirmed that the Gardeners will give the use for three seasons of both their goal and boards for Fairy home games along with two beers of the Gardeners choice.

"I really thought I was going to have to offer three beers along with the use of the goal and boards.  In fact, that's what I opened with.  Fairies GM "Hammer" was insistent.  Two beers: thats all it going to take...two beers." - Gardeners owner and GM, "Big Oak"

 

Fairies Win @ Home

Fairies claim the first home victory of any team this season !  With a strong 10-5 effort the Fairies take their record to 4-2.  The first win at the Lager Palace was marked by great celebration by the Fairy faithful.  Commander really stepped his game to the next level - five goals and five assists.

"Treating the home fans to a dominating win is what we set out to do today.  I am looking forward to bringing the same energy to the Garden next week.  Who knows...I might even cap this win with a trip to Mike's new shower." Game MVP Commander

Deep into the second period "Sterling" made her season return.  She logged ten minutes of street time and managed four big hits and seven minutes of penalty time.

The Fairies travel to the Garden to take on the Gardeners this Sunday for a late game tilt.  Look for hard-core street hockey action to start around 4:00ish or 3.  

Fairies Crush Gardeners 10-3

The Fairies claim sole possession of first place in the SHPL with a 10-3 dismantling of the Gardeners.  This game marked the return of Gardener defensive juggernaut "Baby Shaq" who had been serving a three game suspension for performance enhancing drugs.

"Hammer" started the scoring action with two goals within the first minute of play.  Gardener captain "Big Oak" fed "Baby Shaq" three minutes later to draw within one goal - but alas, the Fairies were too much.

Fairies Owner "Sterling"on todays game.

"It's games like this that really separate the playoff teams from those who will be doing laundry come May."

After the game - the players mixed it up for an exhibition game to commemorate 9/11 and show appreciation for the troops.

North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory commented on the exhibition match -

"It was magnificent to see the games best players take the street for the troops.  Seeing "Hammer" pass between his own legs to set-up "Big Oak" for a blazing one-timer!  Kick-Ass Awesome!"

The Fairies will take the street again Sunday February 24th Sometime between noon and four to try and get their first win at the Lager Palace.

Fairies Fall to Big Oak and his Cronies...

Fairies take a tough loss to the Gardeners, 10-9.

"I am pretty sure "Oak" is on the juice.  The way his shins were bleeding purple and green blood.  That is just crazy!"  (unnamed fan)

""Oak" was an animal out there - I totaly wish that the "Hammer" would have checked him to ground." (Winston-Salem Mayor Allen Joines)

For the second time this season the "Lager Palace" was sold out!

The Fairies travel to the Garden to take on the Gardeners this Sunday @ around 1:00ish.

*Fairy Dust* Team News and Notes

*  Team owner "Sterling" has been busy getting the Lager Palace ready for this Sundays tilt against the Gardeners.  This week, ALL FANS will receive complimentary beverages and one level upgrades on seating!  Be sure to act fast BOX and CLUB BOX are going fast!


*  Fairy rookie forward "Commander" has taken his game to the next level.

"Yeah...I decided to get my own stick for this weeks game.  Last week I decided to forgo my usual jeans and put on an old pair of sweats.  This week, I am going to have my own stick."  

Sounds good to us "Commander" -


* Team captain gets new "Hammer" -

Well, until next week this has been Vic Reynolds with "Fairy Dust" for the week.

Sterling and D.G. Yuengling Strike 20 Year Deal!

On Tuesday, Fairies owner Karen "Sterling" Craven and Yuengling Chairman D.G. Yuengling work a deal to continue naming rights for the Fairies' home street to be named the "Yuengling Lager Palace."  The $13.98 deal is reported to be a 20-year contract!

Fairies Triumph Over Gardeners 9-5

Hammer rolls Big Oak and his gang for 7 goals and 2 assists as the Fairies move to 2-1-0 in the seasons. Sterling took the game off to watch from the recently renovated Garden.

Commander once again brings his "A" game as he continues his breakout rookie season!

Hardcore street hockey action returns to the Lager Palace where the Fairies look to avenge their close home opening loss to the Gardeners.

The slit tennis ball drops sometime around 1:30ish on Sunday!

Opening Day of the 2013 Season!

Sterling and the Hammer hit the streets to earn street hockey glory!