Rick "Big Oak" Eaton to Add Bed Extension

Gardeners forward and team owner "Big Oak" has made a move to add 9 inches to the total width of his bed.  It has been rumored that "Oak" was looking to make a big move this offseason with most of the league speculating that "Oak" was going "all the way" this year  - in bed.

"I am really excited for the bed expansion to be finished up.  At this point I can get two, maybe three dudes in my bed - max.  Once completed, I am hoping to get at least five dudes or four dudes and two small farm animals into my bed!  I am totally going to capitalize on my new bed-to-dude ratio."  - Big Oak

Well Oak, we wish you luck this offseason.